Hoes call me Alice. I hit dat shiznit fo’ tha Umbrella Corporation, tha phattest n’ most bangin commercial entitizzle up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was head of securitizzle at a secret high tech facilitizzle called Da Hive, a giant underground laboratory pimpin experimenstrual viral weaponry. But there was a incident, a virus escaped n’ dem hoes died. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Trouble was… they didn’t stay dead as fuckin fried chicken. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. Da T-virus reanimated they bodies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But I survived. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Myself n’ one other, a environmentalist named Matt, when we emerged we was seized by Umbrella scientists, n’ you can put dat on yo’ toast. Mack n’ I was separated. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type’a shiznit happens all tha time. We thought our crazy asses had survived tha horror yo, but we was wrong
Just a friendly reminder to not fuck with Jill Valentine(」ﾟヘﾟ)」.
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